Originating with a homorous schoolyard song, beans are often referred to as a magical fruit. A reference to their toot-inducing qualities, I can state quite honestly that there is nothing magical whatsoever about the raucous cacaphony they can cause; a metaphorical choir of flatulus erupting from the bowels within. Perhaps rather than calling them magic, we should simply refer to them as only, quite literally, breathtaking.
Either way, I'm distracting myself. Today's creation is inspired in part by a recent discovery of several Heinz beans cans lurking at the back of my cupboard. These are not just any ordinary cans either, but ones specifically imported from the British Isles; as such they ooze a quality not often seen from bean varities elsewhere. The compliment the beans, I've chosen to pair it with a fine pork loin and sautéed onion combination then added gobs of another excellent British export: Double Gloucester cheese. This is then layered on top of what is, quite literally, the largest slice of sourdough I could find; perfect for soaking up the bean sauce and any fat that runs out of the pork.
The whole thing is absolutely loaded, and is more than enough to fill your stomach. Now excuse me whilst I go and open a window... :)
Serves: 1 Person
Sliced pork loin, sautéed onion, Double Gloucester, baked beans and fresh mint, layered together on toasted sourdough.
The bigger and thicker your sourdough slice, the better; you'r putting an entire pork loin chop on top of it, so a dainty little slice isn't going to cut it here. When seasoning the onions, I personally find that less salt and more pepper works better. Athentic British baked beans in a tomato sauce work best; just makes sure that you don't go for something like maple beans.